Saturday, June 7, 2008

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• Two men were talking. First: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house n doing laundry. Second: Amazing, I took divorce for the same reason! • Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Modern day Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his Girlfriend! • It's a fact: A girl may not help u to get lot of salary but... salary may help u to get lot of girls. So, love ur work not girls! • One of the biggest problems of the world is that the stupid ones are damn sure & the intelligent ones are full of doubts ! • When gambling became legal in the city, everyone agreed that the city was now a bettor place. • There was the scientist who disconnected his doorbell. He wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

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